Nicolas Cage Does Not Play a Spider in Longlegs

Basically, Longlegs (2024) is not about spiders. What Oz Perkins has written about is a web of occult-influenced killings pointing towards the Buffalo Bill-style serial killer, Longlegs (played by the recognisably unrecognisable Nicolas Cage). Our semi-psychic, ever so slightly autistic protagonist, Lee Harker (Maika Monroe), has literally drawn a triangle-shaped arrow out of the algorithm Longlegs has created from the dates of his killings.